Now let's see: Cowboy hat. Ok. Massive fur coat. Mink? Faux? Is that an open shirt or some kind of shrug? Brown leather man-purse with cowgirl fringe. Jock Strap, of course. A lovely garter on the thigh. Stripey knee stockings. And this whole look is pulled together by a thick sheen of baby oil slathered over every inch of exposed skin. Perfection! I wonder why the model looks like he's about to puke.