I really thought that I could get through life without ever putting a picture of Zac Efron on my blog. I mean, he's the personification of the manufactured Disney star-bot, isn't he? All hype, cosmetic surgery and image management, right? But, damn, he looks so cute on the cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly. What the hell do I care how he got that way? Besides, I kind of adored him in Hairspray. So sue me.