Let's consider Gaspard Ulliel for a moment, shall we? Objectively, wouldn't you say that he's kind of funny looking? I mean funny "odd", not funny "ha ha." Take a good, hard look. His nose is perhaps a bit too long. He has a pointy chin. He has a big round scar on this forehead. And then there's that crazy huge dimple on his left cheek. So why do so many people seem to think he's sex-on-a-stick? Because he is, damn it! He is!