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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Where Is Austin Butler When You Really Need Him?

Thanks to Google Analytics and StatCounter I have a pretty good idea of what flies around here and it turns out that a lot of people come here hoping to see Austin Butler without a shirt on. (Blonds must have more fun. The top three searches leading to this blog are for Ed Speleers, Austin, and Alex Pettyfer. Most of the searchers want to know if they are either shirtless or gay.) Unfortunately, I have scoured the internet and have found darned few new pictures of the Austin to be shared.  It is to be hoped that the situation will change when his new movie, They Came From Upstairs, is released at the end of July. Austin co-stars with Ashley Tisdale and yummy Carter Jenkins.  Unfortunately, the trailer seems to indicate that the film may be horrifically bad.  We'll see.


  1. yes that trailer does look truly awful , i think the release dates been changed a couple of times .
    Still maybe those er 'gremlins' steal all of austin clothes during the film . We can but hope .

  2. I, too, fear Austin's upcoming film promises to be a first-class stinker, one best viewed with sound muted and an agile finger poised above the fast forward button.

    That said, even an occasional glimpse of Austin will more than make up for any shortcomings, plot or otherwise. (Expect lots of otherwise.)

    As for Austin's recent activities, discretion being the better part of valor, I shall in no way associate his recent 'net absence with my own. Even as awesome a time as was had by all.

    Enough said.

  3. Don't care if the film is bad...I'm longing to see Austin and Carter on screen again! Thanks for the pics esp. the black V-neck one!

  4. Check out his profile on
    It's got a slide show of pics where pic 44 shows him shirtless in his bedroom pushing his pants down! A quiz he links to asks "what's your grade in the bedroom?" "I'm grade A in bed...a sexpert". Of that I've no doubt, Austin!