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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Hair Wars

Adonis Aaron Johnson utilizes the pages of Interview Magazine to step up his bid for the title of Most Titanic Tresses- Mop Top division. Nick Jonas and Olly Alexander are surely watching their backs. Could he soon be a serious challenge to Matty Prokop for the over-all title?


  1. Lord knows, I love bandwagons as much as the next jumper, but I just don't see the 'adonis' side to this kid! Maybe it's just that in every single picture taken of him, regardless of hairstyle, he looks so obviously, droolingly STOOPID ... that's always been a bit of a turn-off for me ...

  2. Gimme head with hair
    Long beautiful hair
    Shining, gleaming,
    Streaming, flaxen, waxen

    Give me down to there hair
    Shoulder length or longer
    Here baby, there mama
    Everywhere daddy daddy

    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as I can grow with
    My hair

    'Nuff said. Maybe too much. But I feel strongly about this.

  3. Oh my goodness ! I have never seen a mop that high before on a dreamboat ever ! I'm almost speechless but not quite . Yes I would say this is a serious contender for the 'titanic tresses award' given the 'man mountain' of locks the adonis is sporting .

    also i have to consider that nick j has for some time - sporting the waxed back matinee idol look , i fear he could be out of the running , but I do think that with additional back combing ollie could be in with a chance . At the moment all eyes are on Matty P for a hopefully hair hopping responce to the adonis .