After my last orgy of near-simultaneous River Vipperi posts, I really and truly wanted to hold off on him for a while, maybe a week or so. Once a month, I thought, sounded reasonable to me.
But, no, I had to go and watch this video.
And then I had to see this picture of him in a freaking Speedo. (From Guapo Magazine, via FTape.)
And of course there are all these.
So you see, it's really not my fault.