I've got to thank April for turning me on to the flawlessness that is Simon Cesar. What do we know about him? Well, according to one source, his full name is Simon Cesar Perez, he has modeling agencies representing him in Italy, the U.K., and the U.S.A., and on Facebook he speaks Danish. Other than that, and his basic measurements, I got nothin'. Fill me in, O Universe!
Lots more of succulent Simon after the break.