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Wednesday, June 26, 2013


I love freckles. Love them! This freckled fellow is, Graeme Metz, is a professional model and ballet dancer from Canada.  Mein Gott, those cheekbones! 

Monday, June 24, 2013

A Little Tongue

All that we know about this beauty is that his name is Kyle, and that he was an American exchange student living in Germany when these photos were taken. You can find more from this shoot  at TeeJott Models.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Trying Not To Make An Obvious Pun

With a name like "Crank,"  the opportunity for cringe-worthy puns seems nearly endless.  But I believe that newbie model Ben Crank is too beautiful to be assailed with silly jokes about his name.  Instead, I should be writing odes to his clavicle,  sonnets to his lips, ballads about his eyes. 

OK, I will admit it. I was originally going to call this blog entry, "Yank My Crank," but I chickened out.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

It's Been A While!

I prefer puppies to pussies, but this is still adorable.

We can hardly believe that it has been more than a year since Mr. Robbie Wadge has graced these pages.  Far too long.  Robbie is 22-years-old now,  still as pretty as a picture, still the owner of a smile that would melt the polar icecaps.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Cute Actor Alert

The last movie I saw Mississippi-born actor Israel Broussard in was Rob Reiner's Flipped in 2010.  He played Callan McAulliffe's snotty and annoying best friend.  Now Mr. Broussard is eighteen years old and starring in Sophia Coppola's new film The Bling Ring, and  from the looks of these photos, someone hit him with the cutie-pie stick.  Let's hope this is not just a trick of the light.

By the way, Mr. Broussard, before you can qualify for inclusion on my Future Ex-Husbands list,  you are going to have to show me what's under those t-shirts.  I'm waiting.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Take That Google!

I recently got a "strong warning" from the folks at Google telling me that the miniscule amount of money I make from the ads on this site is in danger because of some popular pictures I posted on this site a few years ago.  Apparently, despite containing no graphic nudity,  I have been publishing adult content.  Who knew that a picture from a mainstream fashion magazine could be so controversial?  Google told me that their definition of adult content  includes, but is not limited to, pages with images or videos containing:
  • Strategically covered nudity
  • Sheer or see-through clothing
  • Lewd or provocative poses
  • Close-ups of breasts, buttocks, or crotches
So, I guess I'm a pornographer and don't know it.

I have responded by removing the offending photos and linking to them instead.  But, I also learned from Google that " the URL above is just an example and that the same violations may exist on other pages of this website or other sites that you own."  Furthermore, "to reduce the likelihood of future warnings from us, we suggest that you review all your sites for compliance."

But no, I'm not going to do that.  To Hell with them.  To. Hell. With. Them.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Messy Monday

David Pereira (b. 1990) is a contortionist, aerial artist, acrobatic choreographer, dancer,  model,  and full on sex bob-omb.  He is from España.  Here are a few pictures of him, covered in what we hope is chocolate syrup.  And below you'll see what he looks like without condiments.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Brookton Hollow

Here is a lovely ten-minute film you will be glad you watched. Brookton Hollow by Joshua Smith. Enjoy.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

The Big Swimming Pool In The Sky

Esther Williams, the star of many M-G-M musicals, has died at the age of 91.  It's hard to believe in this day and age that there was a time when a person could become a major movie star based on the fact that she was a good swimmer,  but it's true.  It didn't hurt that she looked good in a bathing suit. To be fair, she was a pleasant presence on screen, and she was a passable  singer and dancer,  able to share a screen with Gene Kelly and Frank Sinatra  (in Take Me Out To The Ballgame) without making a fool of herself. 


“‘For beauty, my Phædrus, beauty alone, is lovely and visible at once. For, mark you, it is the sole aspect of the spiritual which we can perceive through our senses, or bear so to perceive. Else what should become of us, if the divine, if reason and virtue and truth, were to speak to us through the senses?’”

-Thomas Mann,  born this day in 1875.

Not this Thomas Mann:

21-year-old Thomas Mann, star of Project X
 This Thomas Mann:

Thomas Mann, 138-year-old author of Death In Venice