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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Jared Eng Makes Me Hot

You may or may not know who Jared Eng is. He is a celebrity blogger whose very successful site, Just Jared, has caused him to be called, by such outlets as The New York Times, the anti-Perez Hilton. Basically, Jared doesn't make shit up, doesn't make judgements, and doesn't jump to conclusions. How successful is Just Jared?  In 2010 it had revenues in the seven figures. 

 The first time I saw a picture of Jared Eng, my immediate reaction was, "Break me off some of that."  Now in his early thirties,  Jared is one hot piece.  

It is only recently that Jared has begun flaunting what the good Lord gave him. Last week he showed up at Matthew Morrison's Halloween party dressed as... well, I don't know what he was dressed as exactly, but his costume largely consisted of a layer of gold paint.

Earlier in the week he threw his own party an came as a lion. A shirtless lion. Dear me.

And then there's this: Over the weekend Jared took twenty of his friends to Disneyland.  When I saw this photo I nearly fell off my chair.

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