Big doings in Thailand this week, as superstar Mario Maurer participated in the national draft lottery. In Thailand it is a rite of passage for all young men to present themselves to the draft board where they are stripped to the waist, given a perfunctory physical examination, and draw lots to see who will have to enter into military service and who won't. Mario, who at the ripe old age of 26 had deferred as many times as the law would allow, finally went through the ritual, and because he is one of the biggest stars in all the land, the media showed up in droves and the whole thing was telecast live. Mario's "pink nipples" trended on social media. Good news for Mario and his legion of fans: he drew a black card, meaning that he is exempt from service for the rest of his life.