I have reason to believe that Jordan Simcox is 17 years old, but he has been using Instagram to put himself on display for years. What is there to say about him? He plays soccer, is probably straight, likes to dance, and has social media accounts (YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and Vine) that he hasn't touched in years. He has thousands of Instagram followers and is famous enough that there are several bogus accounts perpetrated by people impersonating him. He shows up on my Tumblr dash with some regularity. Here is a small sampling of his wares. If I attempted to post every shirtless selfie he ever shared it would take me weeks to collect them all.